Will she EVER be potty trained?

That's the question I keep asking myself...

This girl is really getting the best of me lately.

Mila is two and a half.  She still has a bottle, sleeps with a pacifier, wears diapers, and begs for her daily three hour nap. (Which has to be in her own bed.)

And no, I'm not bragging.  I'm hoping someone will take care of all of the above, so I don't have to...

ANYONE???